10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger