10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike