10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm