10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "No river, no fish."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier