10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22