10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-