10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts