10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."