10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fold and live to fold again
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)