10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown