10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss