10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."