10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "No river, no fish."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)