10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."