10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...