10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "No river, no fish."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson