10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."