10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker