10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- It's Free To Fold...
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.