10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.