10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls