10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-