10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.