10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim