10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss