10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'