10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.