10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."