10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.