10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!