10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow