10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez