10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."