10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."