10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"