10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.