10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!