10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."