10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it