10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."