10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.