10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"