10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."