10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.