10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fook the floosh droo!