10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP