10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.