10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!