10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament