10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.